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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

god i love this website

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago
[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

I've seen my dog puke up more appetizing slop piles, dear lord

[-] HexBeara@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

It looks like it's sitting on a puddle of cum

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

garmonbozia

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

that is the worst attempt at a low country boil I have ever seen.

first off, I don't even understand the logistics of doing it inside like this. at least have the dump out on a screened in porch with fans if you're gonna be all genteel and shit.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago

biggus-piggus slop's on boys!

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Local pigs serve Worst Seafood Boil Ever, asked to leave Louisiana"

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

Zooming in on those taters show clearcut signs of not being cooked enough

They're basically half-raw

visible-disgust

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago

lol someone cooked the cops shitty food

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Eugh, that is literal slop. I'd say have some self-respect but no one should respect a cop.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

It's not supposed to be brown and grey!

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

I've had a crawfish boil, it aint supposed to look like that

Dumping it on the table, fine, padding with a lot of veggies and store bought shrimp, fine. But the undercooked veggies, overcooked shrimp and utter lack of seasoning or other seafood is a crime. I don't see any garlic or anything either, just some loose onion layers

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I don't even see any crawfish there

I see one thing that charitably might be a crawfish, but everything else looks like shit

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Yeah this is called a Lowcountry boil, as someone else pointed out.

Still grossly undercooked/unseasoned, but it is supposed to be shrimp and sausage.

[-] Chronicon@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

just shrimp and sausage? idk lol

but yeah, it doesn't have to be crawfish but some variety would be nice

[-] booty@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

What the fuck? Have they heard of... anything? Plates? Bowls? Pots and pans? What the hell is wrong with them wtf

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

this is a fairly common way to do it in the southern US for crawfish boils, shrimp boils, etc

usually there's a ton of spices added as well, but this is spotlessly plain from the pics, probably the saddest looking 'boil spread' I've ever seen

[-] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

You're also supposed to dump the food out on a table outside so that when it comes time to clean everything up you just pull up the trashbags you used as a table liner into a ball and dump it in the nearest trashcan/dumpster. Dumping all this inside is just disgusting; even without actually spicing anything, that break room is going to smell like seafood for the next week at minimum.

[-] GrumpigPoopBalls@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

it has to take effort to make a seafood boil of all things look this bland

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Old Bay is too ethnic.

[-] axont@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My latent Louisiana swamp DNA is encouraging me to do adventurism upon seeing this

How do you fuck up a shrimp boil this badly. My meemaw was blind in one eye, riddled with arthritis, and also sometimes incredibly lazy and she would easily make seven pots of crawfish boil no problem

What in the fuck

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Is that true? Because that shrimp does look REALLY gross.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

The state of Louisiana probably has a hit on these guys now.

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Critical support for the cooks for serving this slop to the cops lol

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

it was probably another thumbheaded cop that did it

[-] goose@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Hell yes. This is how you do it. Change out the water every five minutes to get rid of all the extra junk

[-] Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 2 months ago

Ok wtf is this American thing of tipping food all over the table

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's not really an "American" thing, it's more regional to coastal south/northeast, but this is common with these sorts of events. I have seen similar spreads at hog roasts and stuff like that.

obvious CW

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seafood_boil

[-] Andrzej@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 months ago

I swear I saw someone do it with spaghetti bolognese too. As if Gladio wasn't bad enough smdh

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I think it looks really fun. Assuming the food is actually cooked well

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Barx@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

I still can't see his PFP without thinking about how he joined the DSA

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