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I wish i knew who were this 2 guys, if only ben had named them

Mexico=Indochina

Cuba= Phillipines

kkkanada: Steppe Horde

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 64 points 1 month ago (3 children)

There used to be a prominent meme on the Chinese internet about how Trump was actually a Chinese asset, but like in a positive way. Basically saying that Trump was a double agent deliberately crashing America's economy. There were a bunch of pictures of Trump doing stereotypical old Chinese man things like taichi in the park lmao

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

He may as well have been.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Ben Garrison confirms that Taiwan is part of China

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm not dumb i just can't read chinese kitty-cri

[–] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you can't read chinese yet

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Rude! But what do the Chinese characters say, though? comedian

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

omg new EU4 mod when

but leave China in China, too, so there's two Chinas

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

two chinas, four systems?

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

have the continental US in china's place but divided between the native nations

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Put a third one where Brazil is

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

god damn it ben you are not going to convince me that biden is cool

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Biden isn't even balding like that.

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

He basically is tbh, that's about what he would look like without the combover

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Garrison has to drain the vitality of the enemy cartoons to give that energy to trump-dapper

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Honestly shocked that there's no Pooh references, and that Xi's caricature is actually pretty respectful.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 15 points 1 month ago

Of course. Say what you will about Zyklon Ben, he is certainly no lib

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Taiwan part of the PRC

Can't believe Ben Garrison is a seeseepee wumao smfh

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Miami Beach = Sanya? Actually makes sense

Philadelphia = Beijing? Sure

DC = Shanghai? Obviously

Texas = Guangxi? deng-cowboy since Mexico is Vietnam, this kinda makes sense

Las Vegas = Lhasa? Now we're cooking with portals

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Krem@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

doesn't make sense, because Hainan is a place that people have heard of

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Joe Bèndàn

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

At least he did not forget Taiwan

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

this looks like an AI generated rendition of a Ben Garrison comic. He's really fallen off. Damn.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

biden-alert Let's Go 笨蛋! suswcc

[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] courier8377@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Upper canada/ontario = "rok"

Lower canada/quebec = dprk

Hmm the vision is kinda there in the opposite direction.. it's not that big, could hexbear [redacted] their election to get some Juche up north?

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chuds thinking Biden is a Chinese asset is the same as them thinking Obama is a secret Muslim. It's so delusional.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If i remember the timeline correctly this particular nonsense came as direct response to blueanon claims that Trump is Russian asset, but instead of shaming dems into abandoning it, now both sides belives their own version of redscare judeobolshevik plot.

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

quebec is finally free

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

So I could travel to Toronto without going through customs? I’m down

[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I Intionally thought though this comic was making fun of biden's evaporating mind and he was supposed to paint china amerikkka or something but reversed it to a confused Xi. Since this is Garrison, Im assuming the actual intent is less elegant then that.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Since this is Garrison, Im assuming the actual intent is less elegant then that.

Yep. He's just saying that Biden is working for the SeeSeePee like how Kamala is apparently a comminist to these chuds.

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't see Washington getting annexed by Canada coming tbh

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Washington state fell to a Kkkanidian Khanate raid

[–] Ocommie63@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

The good ending 🥹🥹🥹

[–] Seasonal_Peace@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Thats Clint Eastwood from that one racist film to the right and the late Shinzo Abe.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

God I fucking wish

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] josie@vegantheoryclub.org 5 points 1 month ago

Penis Garrison moment

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

Hexbear moment