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[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 75 points 5 days ago

To be honest this is pretty funny

[-] RION@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago

I fully support disgraced capitalists being goofy. When the revolution comes the funniest should get slightly reduced punishments so each one has to to out-jester the other

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

I mean idk what his assets are like (if since this was a finance crime they were seized or something) but if this guy is going to gen pop prison for almost a decade and lost his assets, guy at least for now is effectively a worker again. real prison, like death, is quite the equalizer. Still likely maintains bourgeois mentality, but hell; if this is his attitude going in maybe there's hope yet. As it stands he poses no class threat to the workers while this is his fate. He's basically a stand-up comic now.

And looking shallowly at it and the case he was tied to he didn't even hurt anyone real. it looks like they just ripped off rich crypto douches and corporations of them and then used some of that for campaign finance for his democrat wife (meanwhile we got Nancy fucking Pelosi here), which is why they're being punished; it was white(collar)-on-white(collar) crime unlike the bankers and real estate ghouls that Obama and the democrats shielded and bailed out in 2008 who ruined huge masses of regular working people. relative to that it's really victimless crime tbh.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 61 points 5 days ago

HEARTBREAKING: The worst person you know just made a great post

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Yeah, this is a good post

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 61 points 5 days ago

The corporate Memphis really sells it

Also lol at the phoned in replies. Nothing means anything anymore. I hate this hellhole.

[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 52 points 5 days ago

Almost certainly those people logged into linkdn, it witlessly told them Ryan had a new position and had a button you press to “congratulate him” and they all pushed it without even reading what the position was. It’s perfect.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

corporate Memphis

aaahh is that what it's called! It actually has a name!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

In bad country, the subjugated devotees of the state cult just go through the motions. corporate-art

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 46 points 5 days ago

I see more unhinged stuff almost every time I check that hellhole. This is at least funny.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 41 points 5 days ago

unity engine manager

the best time to switch to godot was when they announced retroactively charging for their “free” engine, the next best time is now

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

Never learnt it in the first place big-cool

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

lea-finger-guns

*although CrossCode uses a modified impact engine [github]

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 36 points 5 days ago

I will never not celebrated a jailed CEO. Good for him.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

Gonna start putting my time in county lockup on my resume

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago

Applying for a modeling gig

Submits mugshot

Arrives in classic black and white stripes, chain around ankle with a metal ball on the end of the chain

[-] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

Applying for a modeling gig

Submits mugshot

Big Jeremy Meeks energy

Hey, it works if you're hot

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

It would be pretty funny if in 2 weeks he updates it to "Prison Snitch at CFI Cumberland" then in 2 months it's "Executive Prison Snitch at CFI Cumberland" then "Patient at CFI Cumberland Infirmary" after getting shanked, then finally "Cadaver at St John's Hospital Cumberland".

[-] pastalicious@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

Congratulations Shinji dot gif

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 33 points 5 days ago

excellent post tbh

Death to America

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 27 points 5 days ago
[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 27 points 5 days ago

Congrats, you deserve it

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

Whaddya know, Linkedin actually has some (or at least one) good posts...

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

This is awesome lol

[-] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago

Amazing post, holy shit

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

I HATE NEW MEMPHIS CORPO STYLE corporate-art

I HATE NEW MEMPHIS CORPO STYLE corporate-art

[-] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

It's nice to see more CEO's embracing Work from Home

[-] anarcho_blinkenist@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Welcome to the working class for the next near-decade! If he gets reeducated maybe he can become a stand-up comedian

Honestly I don't know or care about this case beyond shallowly scanning a couple articles but it seems they only really punished cuz it was white(collar)-on-white(collar) crime. Unlike the bankers and real estate ghouls who ruined huge masses of regular working people by 2008, who Obama and the democrats protected and effectively rewarded them for doing so, this is practically a victimless crime. What real person got hurt here? Other rich crypto douchebags and other hedge funds and corporations of finance capital parasites? who cares

They all deserve the same fate and they wanna clutch their pearls. I guess this guy used some of that scammed money for campaign finance for his democrat wife which is part of the charge, but meanwhile we have Nancy goddamn Pelosi doing blatant insider trading her entire career all the time with her husband.

[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Ryan Salame

Apt name LMAO

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