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please do it
(hexbear.net)
please
Death to America
"I love Rogan cause he interviews everyone."
The everyone in question: 
I hope we get one of the rare lucid moments from Rogan in this episode, like when he randomly called out Jordan Peterson on some faulty incel logic.
It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.
It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.
Oppenheimer. They made a movie about it.
It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.
The Predator. They made a movie about outdoor cats. 
It's like that theory with a cat in a box. I cannot for the life of me remember that cat's name.
I have heard every fucked up zero-understanding retelling of Schrodinger's paradox under the sun and this is a new one even to me lmfao
here is a helpful comic https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2524
this is a new one even to me>
I aim to impress. Thanks for the link. :)
Schrödinger 
Not really watched Rogan, but if he were to absolutely dunk on her I might gain some miniscule respect for him lol
Crypto and now this? Hillary mocked the alt-right but Kamala seems to be trying to win them over lmao
Rogan is an idiot, but did you know that his podcast is the most popular one in the world? It has 16 million subscribers, I think just on Spotify. "Alt right" is too reductive; this would be an excellent move for Harris.
Remember when Bernie went on Rogan and the libs were up and down about see see that proves Bernie is a fascist!
That whole January before Covid was the death of any left leaning electoral path. The squad and Liz Warren just fucked the Bernie runaway candidate moment. Guy could’ve ran away with primary before South Carolina if they didn’t become the weirdest people overnight.
I kinda love that it ruined Chris Matthews' career though, making him look absurd by calling Bernie's winning streak a "NAZI INVASION"...smdh
Let's go for a walk in central park
Meanwhile they can't stop talking about Dick fucking Cheney.
Meanwhile they can't stop talking about Dick
"take notes, officer!"
fucking
"just waiting for the warrant..."
Cheney.
"Damn it. False alarm. Pack it up."
Sorry officer, I won't waste your time like that again
And, and, remember when libs were trustworthy? Yeah, me neither 😛
Oh yea.
If she live streamed the entire 12-hours of her first ayahuasca trip, she might earn my vote. Meme potential is my single issue.
Imagine this meme with more means testing.
Have you ever supported a genocide... on DMT?
The most hilarious thing would be her sitting in an interview long enough for Rogan to actually pin down one of her policy positions.
pin down one of her policy positions
"So - you were against weed? And now you're pro weed?"
"That is not an accurate explanation of my policy positions on this complex topic."
"Okay. Can ya tell us in detail what our position is right now? And then we'll talk about what it used to be."
"The polling of my campaign is the issue that affects every other issue. Therefore this being that case that I endeavor to answer questions fulsomely. Yesterday I announced that, as president, I’ll establish a weed forgiveness program with an emphasis on the black community who are part of certain podcast audiences who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities..."
The polling of my campaign is the issue that affects every other issue.
Lol, this is spot on
I kept saying Kamala was trying to do an impression of Obama because he was a true master at speaking at length but not saying very much, sprinkling in lies, and adding large dollops of pre-compromises. Her worldview is the same as his. But his manner of speaking does not suit her at all. My theory was wrong. She surely knows she's not a master of rhetoric. She wouldn't try to copy him. And then it hit me. He's been staring at me in the face: Buttigieg. At her worst she can't help but mimic him.
Where Obama would lie with fancy language - Buttigieg's comments are very hard to define as lies because he hardly says anything of note. Content and meaning are sorely lacking. He's a machine that generates jargon, neoliberal constructs, business-speak and doubletalk. She tries to do that too but she's pretty bad at it.
I'm not saying that there's an AI Kamalabot out there, but if there was, you nailed its output spectacularly
I figured the EverQuest livestream would have sealed the deal, but I suppose I'm not hip to what the young 18 year old males are jiving and swing dancing to these days.
Watch her smoke a joint, get absolutely wasted and start talking shit about biden
her dad would be so angry he would burst into flames
I... I... Might have to vote for her if that happened.
I mean not really but almost
Actual Dem voters have been begging her to put any daylight between herself and Biden since she replaced him in the race and her best effort was "I'd have a Republican in my cabinet."
Ya I know. No way I'm actually voting for the genocidal fuck. But this would put daylight between her and Biden.
If she did that I might actually check out an episode of Joe Rogan
yeah my first thought was "omg Hexbear watch party?!?!"
this would be so fucking funny
this is your brain on statistics
the internals must be horrific
The only people with a conscience left saying they'll vote for her in my experience are people who are particularly desperate about women's healthcare and who are sucking it up. I imagine that's why she's so desperate for male voters.
if kamala wins those people are gonna be really disappointed when women's healthcare continues to be dismantled and she does fuck all about it just like the dems now, and always. Obama regime had for a while full majority in both bodies of congress and majority governorships and executive and a sympathetic to RoevWade court and could have enshrined abortion rights and contraceptive access right then and there (as well as LGBTQ civil rights protections and countless other things) rather than letting it sit in a tangential legal precedent. but they did nothing other than bail out the banks and allow the ruining of vast swathes of working class (and largely PoC) families. Then didn't pressure RBG to retire and also gave away an open seat (so 2 supreme court seats) for free to the Dems' "good friends across the aisle" meaning the veritable Holden Bloodfeasts of the Republican party. And now Biden is denouncing even the idea of expanding or packing the court and has done very little, close to nothing, against womens' and LGBTQ rights being stripped everywhere; and even kept on a bunch of Trumps' reactionary and corporate-thug judges on.
I've been trying to explain this to people so hopefully if/when that happens they can become radicalized because this shit is not working, has not worked, and will not work.
FUCKING DEJOY is still sabotaging the Post Office like a giggling toddler waddling around with a baseball bat, too.
DEJOY
De-joy
Harris could join Joe Rogan podcast in hunt for male votes, sources say
Harris could join Joe Rogan ~~podcast~~ in hunt for male ~~vote~~s, sources say
Forcefem Joe Rogan?
have you ever sent someone to prison for cannabis possession ... on DMT?
This would be perfect for her because he's a credulous moron.
His brain is a perfect sieve, everything passes through it without resistance
hunt for male voters
Well, that's one way to tilt the odds in your favor, but will it pass muster with the FEC?
Edit: I misread the headline but w/e I'll let it ride.
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