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[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 15 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Please tell me he's actually doing the "doge department" nonsense

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 14 points 2 hours ago

They're going to cut a trillion dollars that would go to the rare good things in the US budget and then give a trillion and a half to the military and corporate cash. As is tradition.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

it's basically an advisory board (so far).

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

xi-plz new world record TAS on stream

[–] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 35 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I think the collapse of the USA will look more like the fall of the USSR than Nazi Germany. Americans are lazy and stupid. I think things will eventually just start to break down (more) due to neglect and incompetence while an increasingly small number of oligarchs consolidate their power and wealth

[–] hogslayer@hexbear.net 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think the collapse of the USA will look more like the fall of the USSR than Nazi Germany.

I hope you're right about that!

[–] Realtor_Hate_Account@hexbear.net 3 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

Me too, hogslayer

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 26 points 4 hours ago

If Trump did something clearly threatening to the USA, like try to leave NATO, then the deep state would obviously get involved. Way too much money invested to just let that disappear

But appointing the sweatiest swine to positions of leadership? That's actually genius. Comrade Trump has found the perfect loophole to destroy the government.

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Is he gonna level wrap past Indiana and glitch out straight to revolution?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 4 hours ago

Can't wait to be jailed for being on medicaid and taking antidepressants because RFK Jr. thinks Adam Lanza (who's also an alien) was programmed by prozac to kill.

[–] aaro@hexbear.net 27 points 5 hours ago

it's christmas for accelerationists everywhere

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 44 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

There's too much capital tied up in the federal government for this to actually happen. The haute bourgeois finger breakers will wrangle Trump in once he's actually in office.

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 28 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I guess man. Im not convinced anyone with any power knows how to do anything like that anymore, we're like two generations out from the actual capitalists that ran this place.

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like once you start fucking with serious amounts of money some competent rich people who's names you've never heard of cuz they're smart enough to stay off Twitter start coming out of the woodwork.

[–] Grandpa_garbagio@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

maybe. i don't know how they can be competent if they were effectively handed the money as a birthright though.

like i understand the fear, but i think we're overestimating what's really going on there

[–] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

Idk maybe their weird rich fathers put them through some kinda rigorous training before they gave them the money.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, the real money that runs the capitalist world is people who we likely have to search out their names and learn very little about.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It is hard to tell if Trump cronies will just sit in their government positions and try to scam money for themselves, or if they will actually go full hog on the (crazy) stuff they are proposing.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 22 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Will the “adults in the room” actually do something? Or are they just gonna quietly stockpile resources and hope Elon has a mars colony ready to go in 2028?

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

I don't even know who the "adults in the room" are supposed to be!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 21 points 4 hours ago

They haven't done fuck all in nearly 10 years since Trump won the Republican primary. They won't even stockpile resources. They'll continue to stand in the corner acting smug as Trump sends the FBI to kick down their doors and drags them off to ADX Florence.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 42 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I’m just hoping that as co-head of D.O.G.E. (Bleh), Elon does something so ineptly corrupt that the SEC absolutely buries him and Trump is so annoyed by him that he doesn’t step in to intervene.

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 22 points 5 hours ago

I think there's no way a new Dept get's made or Elon actually get's a cabinet position.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 34 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

other parts of the federal government are just going to legalize corruption if that happens

[–] SocialistDovahkiin@hexbear.net 35 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It isn't already legalized? Could've fooled me

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 1 points 7 minutes ago

you gotta keep up the figleaf and elon basically already broke that by only accepting applications from twitter blue users

[–] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Trump seizes elons 400b doll hairs and distributes it to the people in a stimulus check

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago

He's using a hacked ROM to give himself godmode.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 44 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

also bold move to go to war with China, Iran, and 50% of your own population. Let's see how it plays out.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 13 points 4 hours ago

Comrade Trump helping the environment by getting the Pacific Fleet turned into artificial reefs in the South China Sea.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 38 points 6 hours ago

a-little-trolling Vote for me now and you won't have to do it again.

anakin-padme-2 Because you'll be a dictator?

trump-drenched

anakin-padme-4 And not because the US will have collapsed by 2028?

trump-moist

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AtomPunk@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago

I’m ready to be accused of narco-terrorism because I happen to be Chicano while the US invades Mexico to “fight narcos.”

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Trump IS the strongest vanguard of the modern revolution.

[–] InternetLefty@hexbear.net 2 points 28 minutes ago

Careful, the MAGA communist fash heads believe this unironically