Guys who wear Oakleys and under armor every day 100% think this is the coolest shit ever
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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my personal style and sense of self is completely based on that guy with the glasses and the mustache from Sicario and I think this is cool as fuck and based
go to whitehouse.com right now 
careful with that bit, it's an antique
I think we're dating our selves here Georgy boy.
This is the kind of stupid shit I would do as president ironically
Lol. Thought they were gonna advertise the crypto coin.
I was thinking Trump-brand steaks
He's still basking in his post-inauguration glory. I bet he puts up a meme coin vid next week.
Oh hell yeah.
Taking the highest office in the US (I’m not going to argue its importance or the politics of it, this Is just on its face observation) and making real spectacle of it.
This is America, baby. Home of the smoothest and the wettest brains possible.
President: THE MOVIE
PRESTIGE TV
I think it might be Trump Dynasty Part 1
Even if Trump is a Roman numerals kind of guy Part II could confuse the chuds and they might think they missed 9 other episodes.
new emoji?
:pull-trump-finger:
Fuck I had the same thought
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM
It's like the sound you hear right before one of those Tripod aliens comes to scoop you up to become food in War of the Worlds.
this looks like the sort of shit you would see at the beginning of a dystopian movie
I mean
They really just had the web design ready to launch all this time
That soundtrack is O M I N O U S
Tim heidecker bit
This face hits you up on the codec, wyd?
LOL
president donald trump presents…. THE WHITE HOUSE
The lack of burgers is a glaring omission.
somehow reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzitLZRrgI0
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Thanks. I needed that laugh.
Fuckin christ...
idiots
how do we save a copy of this for future historians of american collapse
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does he really sign all of his bullshit decrees with a fucking sharpie?
Foolish of me to think he could handle a fountain pen.
“America is back”…where did America go? And are we talking about north or south?
Melania’s photo is so ridiculously over-airbrushed