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It's the dunk tank.

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Been saying it for hours folks.

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[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Brace noise

[–] Groggio@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] fox@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago (2 children)

NY border crisis? Where are the migrants coming from, Canada?

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

Border states are putting refugees on buses and sending them to more northern lib states to get rid of them and to rile up the chuds across the country.

[–] nick@midwest.social 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What a dumpy fuckin schlub.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

This is the divorcest looking dad of all

[–] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When your that rich you don't even have to self motivate either. Pay your personal trainer/personal chef to organize shit to make you be healthy and fit.

You literally have limitless money how are you more dumpy than me???

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

He really is a loser in every conceivable way, and the system rewards him for it lmao

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Even in typical very white very basic American cowboy mythology, black hats mean bad guys. But they must look badass and le epic amirite. melon-musk

[–] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hat designed to give the wearer heat-stroke when worn outside in the southwestern US. Maybe explains why he was rambling about the border crisis in New York City?

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He absolutely drips neck beard energy.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

He makes David Filoni's hat look normal lmao

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago

Since no one else posted it yet, I will.

agony-yehaw

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

Motherfucker doesn't even live in NY, wtf does he know?

[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 years ago

He reminds me of the guy in Real Steel who gets Hugh Jackman beat up because of owed debt.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Elon is now larping as his shitbag brother, Gimbal or whatever his name is.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago
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[–] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Bro looks like he discovered the function was cowboy themed at the very last moment lmao

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucking weak cowboy cosplay, it's not even hard to dress up like one. Button up shirt, jeans, bigass belt buckle, that's all you need. Wear boots and take up chewing tobacco if you feel like going all out. If you want to steal yeehaw valor you can put in the tiniest bit of effort to at least have a coherent outfit

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[–] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

As much as I detest almost anything American and especially it's "culture", I have a soft spot for like, cowboy stuff. Men wearing boots, riding horses and mumbling mashed words in an odd drawl? I'd kinda like to do that too!

But this... outfit... this is just a lowly farce. Get lost gramps.

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[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

We need more green jacket ladies ❤️

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

He is wearing the hat backwards.

[–] Coca_Cola_but_Commie@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s been my experience that middle class suburbanites who adopt a cowboy aesthetic are some of the most politically and interpersonally noxious people out there. I can only imagine that scales as you climb the class ladder until you get to the richest person on Earth.

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

What, Canadians?

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