This being an objectively funny crime renders his sentence null and void in the hearts of the masses o7
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2023
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We the jury find the defendant not guilty by reason of it was really funny
Ngl I like 90% believe that should be a real option
Thanks to jury nullification it technically is an option but the ruling class doesn't want anyone knowing about that one
Very normal system of law where if people know how the system of law works they are not allowed to participate lmao
Mr. Governor, a second Chevy Equinox, this one playing "November Rain," has hit the Independence Township Police Department.
Why am I never put on a jury.
There’s no way in hell I’m convicting this man
Jury nullification is cool and good actually
Un-critical support; that's so fuckin based
He's getting life for this, when the cop that shot another cop to death in a library is only getting 2 years probation.
Of course the pig's skating... We've always known the badge gives the manifestly unfit privilege beyond anything they deserve.
shooting a cop to death shouldn't be punished at all, even if it's done by another cop
Death to America
no more half measures walter
This never could have happened in a 15 minute city where no one is allowed to own a car.
I like how the article specifies the artist of Welcome to the Jungle, as if it needed clarification
Would have been funnier if it was the Richard Cheese version of Welcome to the Jungle
nature is healing
I mean, i'm not sure I have criticism here
Hargreaves is also facing several charges stemming from the crash into the Liberty Township home, including burglary, harassment, aggravated assault, criminal mischief and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/driver-arrested-suv-plows-home-new-jersey-police/story?id=103636229
criminal mischief
😈
ah
free my guy
intentionally
allegedly intentional
The only acceptable use of vehicles way too large for practical everyday use
"I'll be back."
"It was an accident"
dudes rock
incredibly new jersey thing to do and he did "have fun and games", they're going to crucify him anyway, so he needed at least one 
the most whoms't among us among us (amogus)
Critical support to cars in their war against the pigs
"Cars this big serve no function and are ba-"
Your move
Dudes rock
I'm going to be a contrarian here and say he deserves those terrorism charges for playing that shit ass song
He was just trying to mix and match between Terminator and Terminator 2.
I want to be him when I grow up
isn't axl rose a chud
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "What we saw was a sight to behold. A beat up police carriage, containing you. Right there on the beach. You revved the engine and screamed at the top of your lungs..."
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "'THE TIME HATH COME.'"
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "So, naturally, being the curious cat I am, I asked what time hath come, to which you replied..."
IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "THE TIME HATH COME FOR TEQUILA SUNSET. THE END OF ALL THINGS."
We got fun and games
Your Honor,
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your sha-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Mwah, I, I wanna watch you bleed
what did Axl Rose mean by these song lyrics?
From Genius:
"Guns N' Roses introduces itself with a hard-hitting ode to a wild place that can tear anyone apart. No wonder it’s their usual setlist opener (except in the Chinese Democracy tour, where the eponymous song did the honors) and a mainstay of many sports events.
According to an interview published by Hit Parader in March 1988:
Axl wrote the words while visiting his long-time friend Tori in Kingston, Washington, a town outside of Seattle. It’s a big city, but at the same time, it’s still a small city compared to Los Angeles and the things that you’re gonna learn. It seemed a lot more rural up there. Axl just wrote how it looked to him. If someone comes to town and they want to find something, they can find whatever they want.
There has been said that Axl and a friend heard the exact same phrase that is used in the song from the lips of a homeless man, as soon as they climbed down from a bus, just after arriving in New York:
You know where you are?
You’re in the jungle, babe
You’re gonna die!"
Basically he is deriding the commodification of human activity and warning against the dehumanization and alienation that is caused by the habits of consumerism driven by capitalism.
I am really glad that no cops got hurt goddammit :)
Never been prouder of my home state
Honestly surprising that he didn't get smoked then and there
I think you probably are just too shocked to reach for a gun when someone drives a car through your wall.