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[–] Harajukum@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

nobel prize

ok go on.

economist

bye

[–] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It always makes me laugh because it's not even a real Nobel prize

[–] Harajukum@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not that the Nobel Peace Prize or the Nobel Prize in Literature isn't political horse shit half the time...

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

We did it. The price of food went from "not cheap" to "holy shit" and its still at "holy shit". We won.

Now everybody needs to stop asking for those fucking raises.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A chicken burrito at Taco Johns costs 7 fucking dollars.

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

I'm just glad we didn't give everybody raises. These economists clearly were right when they said if everybody got a raise inflation would be insane.

Instead we just had massive inflation at the same wages so everybody is fucked.

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[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wow, great news for off-grid homesteaders living in the middle of fucking nowhere and literally no one else

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago

Laughs in price of agricultural inputs

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Literally a Babylon Bee article...

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recently saw the phrase 'food insecurity' and while I've heard it before, I never realized how weird of a phrase it was. It's poverty, food insecurity is the definition of poverty. But because people have phones or something it doesn't count as poverty?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never realized how weird of a phrase it was.

I never googled "food insecurity" because I could imagine what the definition was. But check out the third sentence on the health.gov page. Emphasis mine.

Food Insecurity - Healthy People 2030

Food insecurity is defined as a household-level economic and social condition of limited or uncertain access to adequate food. In 2020, 13.8 million households were food insecure at some time during the year. Food insecurity does not necessarily cause hunger, but hunger is a possible outcome of food insecurity.

And look at the phrasing - "13.8 million households". How many people is that?

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Libs love terms that they can use to make something they don't want to think about more abstract. In this case - they can avoid having to use sentences like this...

  • They don't get enough to eat.
  • They don't have enough to eat.
  • Sometimes they don't have enough to eat.

And libs don't want to seem cruel and dismissive so they would like to avoid...

  • Sometimes they are forced to skip meals because they don't have enough money.
  • Sometimes they go hungry because they don't have enough money.

Enter "food insecurity". Voilà!

  • They suffer from food insecurity.

No mention of troublesome words like eat, meals, money, hungry or god forbid hunger.

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[–] Cromalin@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

WHAT ELSE IS THERE

legitimately this makes me feel so much despair

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yachts, exotic animals, Fabergé eggs, precious metals, artisanal cocaine... Normal stuff that you'll need in any household.

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[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There’s used boats! And video games! And amusement parks!

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Bullshit prize winner in fake “science” says dumb thing, more at 11

[–] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

doomjak: "Please, I just want a house. I'm willing to pay for it and everything, but why are your asking for a million dollars for each?"

smuglord: "Awww, look at the dumb naive kid who doesn't understand that it's just a sign the economy is going well, you wouldn't want to hurt ThE eCoNoMy, would you?"

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

you wouldn't want to hurt ThE eCoNoMy, would you?

I-was-saying

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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Economists are the high priests of capital

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (16 children)

I don't know what's funnier, this

Or this

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He is literally the zombie 😂

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[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Krugman won a Nobel prize? Lmao

[–] Budwig_v_1337hoven@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, just the economics wanna-be Nobel prize

Peter Nobel describes the Bank of Sweden Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel as a "false Nobel prize" that dishonours his relative Alfred Nobel, after whom the prize is named, and considers economics to be a pseudoscience.

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

It's so perfect that the econ Nobel is a knock-off for marketing purposes

[–] daisy@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not to be confused with the "joke nobel", the one that was once awarded to Kissinger.

[–] context@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Traditional theory builds on the idea that countries differ in resources like capital and labour, thereby explaining why poor countries export agricultural products and import industrial goods from richer countries. But traditional theory does not explain why, in reality, world trade is dominated by rich countries trading similar goods with each other. For instance, a country like Sweden exports Volvo and SAAB cars but also imports BMW and Toyota cars.

there's some interesting work to be done to understand why krugman was given a nobel prize, from a marxist-leninist viewpoint. his work ultimately serves to justify imperialism, to provide a naturalistic explanation for the disparity between rich and poor countries, and thereby obfuscating the role that neocolonial violence plays in suppressing wages and extracting resources for the benefit of the imperial core. and that the nobel prize committee serves to glorify and reinforce this practice for aspiring economists, as a means of ensuring their loyalty to the regime's ideology and stamping out heresy by withholding their imprimatur.

his award lays bare the farce that is the nobel prize. lmao indeed.

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[–] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vampire gang stays winning. Garlic becoming too expensive to use as a weapon. Nobody has a home so you don't need permission to enter.

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[–] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Treat based economic benchmarks

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Mark my words: The Amish will survive us all.

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm more convinced it'll be the Mormons. They're far more tightly organized than the Amish.

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

While I agree about organization, the Mormons are too dependent on the Technological Industrial Society a-guy

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago (10 children)

The mormons in Chihuaha (mexico) are loaded, they have these huge communities that produce every food product, grains/vegetables/fruit/meat/dairy you call it.

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[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This guy made the rounds all through 2016 bashing Bernie and his policies for being unrealistic and lacking pragmatism. Wtf is this?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lin-Manuel Miranda could write a musical called Bernie.

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[Lin-Manuel Miranda plays Professor K who enters from stage left. He immediately starts to rap.]

I'm here to econ-ed-u-rap. Bring the economics knowledge and hit ya with a rap.
I won the Nobel Prize for Economics which doesn't scan right but...

[Chorus] It's important (Important)

[Professor K] Bernie's ideas are unrealistic and lack pragmatism. I'm sorry to say.

[Chorus] Sadly true (true)

[Professor K] The way to do it is Bidenomics.

[Chorus] Yay! Bidenomics! Yay!

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

If you exclude everything the average American needs to survive, Bidenomics totally fixed the entire economy!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as long as you don't need food, protection from the elements, or warmth, Bidenomics works for you.

pile of currency begins cheering

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[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time Krugman opens his yap I experience the rage all over again from his gaslighting during Bernie's first run that was an obvious ploy for a position in Clinton's cabinet (that he probably would have got if she won). As bad as the Bond villain that was Steve Mnuchin was, I think there's a solid argument that Krugman could and would do much more damage as Treasury Secretary.

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[–] Finger@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] KatraCommunist@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their whole thing is line go up but they can't even do that and are coping by just drawing scribbles on walls with crayons

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[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

The GDP still looks really weird though (excluding money, nationality, assets and used cars).

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

"People murdered by Nazis ex Jews, LGBT, Leftists, Political Opponents, and the Disabled."

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