Struggle session: buttholes, funny or gross? (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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The future of this site and leftism hinges on this debate

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 51 points 5 months ago

There's a third option and y'all aren't ready for that conversation 👀

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

hentai-free

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

Seggs!? temmie

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I third way must be opportunism or chauvinism. Like the philosophical line, there is only one, the other, or agnosticism that leans towards one.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 months ago

:panting:

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago

How I feel about any given butthole entirely depends on context.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Locking this thread because you can't just declare a struggle session

(Moderators note: not actually locking the thread)

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

*Points at seagull* Struggle session

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Seagulls: cute or not?

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

I will not stand for seagull slander.

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

♫ I glued my balls to my butthole again ♫

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Fool me once, shame on you

Fool me twice, shame on glue

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

is it Friday already?

[-] Mickmacduffin@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Mine was gross a few minutes ago, but I cleaned it off amd now its funny again

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 5 months ago

Its 2024 and we dont have automatic enema toilets in every home.

I feel betrayed

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

Funny, but if you touch your b-hole to wipe you are GAY

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago

What if I just shoot water at it and air dry it

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

Shooting liquids on your butt? Sounds gay.

Only straight way for men to clean their ass is to crumple up half a roll of TP, wipe once, then walk away from the freshly clogged toilet with a doodoo ass without washing their hands.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

real men leave poop on their balls

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

refuse-the-question both

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Depends if I'm tongue punching it or not.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

You can't understand this question unless you've read Hegel (it's both) (that's called synthesis)

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"This butthole will be my Rubicon. The NCR think they can take the butthole but they are weak. I will be the antithesis to their thesis and from our synthesis a New Butthole will be born. Dies"