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https://x.com/wentisung/status/1793895169957507228

Dude works for the Australian National University and the Atlantic Council and can't scrape up any better dirt than "textbook girl wear pants now 😭"

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[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's my favorite thing when reactionaries post something cool and call it bad.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 71 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I bet Chinese parents are really mad that their daughters aren't being sexualized like Japanese school girls.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

The Chinese yearn for the freedom of having grown mail solicit teenagers’ panties and sell them in public shops

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 60 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Interesting that the reactionary is recuperating "gender self-expression" to describe girls wearing feminized clothes but not the normalized (in the 20th-21st century) crossdressing. Instead that's described as communistic and sexless. Which is also interesting. What depths the Sinophobic reactionary brainpan has!

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (2 children)

communistic and sexless.

Sinophobes malding about the Vocel police.

It's interesting to compare with Westoid lib blob's reaction to Japanese schools allowing girls to choose to wear pants, which is generally heralded as a progressive measure.

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

I think the reactionary is using sex in the other sense. Because they want to sex children. And since boys and girls are basically indistinguishable, this is done through hair and clothing. Call this socially-coerced sexing "gender expression" in order to court cultural feminists.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

a liberated woman is a horny and sexy woman

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Commodified sex objects to be sold on the market

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

truly a society free of repression

[–] flan@hexbear.net 55 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

maybe its cold out, the boy is wearing pants and as science tells us girls get cold faster than boys. They're also wearing long sleeves and their complexions have lightened. This is clearly the winter 1997 edition of this textbook.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

I wonder if Mr China Watcher would be just as mad if they gave the boys shorts and short sleeves in the new version? Xi is feminizing the men? Chinese children so hungry they lack body fat to stay warm even during exercise?

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 5 months ago

The girl is clearly winning the race too. Clearly they have so demasculinized their population that soon there will only be the WNBA in China.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago (3 children)

idk, if you're going for a run, doing it in pants seems easier and more comfortable than a skirt. never worn a skirt in public yet though so i guess i got to get back to you on that. maybe some other hexbear user can chime in with personal experience on running in both

[–] flan@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If skirts are good enough for caber tossing and killing englishmen they're good enough for running.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

clearly the spiro is working because i did not have enough testosterone in my body to consider such an obvious answer

[–] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Skorts (skirts with shorts underneath) are just as easy to run in as shorts or pants, in my experience, because they'll usually have pockets or stitching to keep the skirt part in place. Skirts suck for active wear imo, cuz they usually flap up against your torso when you run if they're short, or tangle around your legs when longer. Can't speak for old timey kilts and whatnot. Pants with pockets will always be my go to. I fully support skirts as fashion wear for everyone though.

[–] amphibian@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

Generally less fabric covering your body makes running easier, skirts are fine to run in as long as they're not tight & restrict your thighs

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How exactly do they interpret a COVER of a book like that? Pure culture war brainworms all the way down

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago

It's a matter of time before that Grummz idiot outs himself as a pedo by complaining that an underaged girl isn't sexy enough because of the wokes.

[–] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’m sorry but it seems that no one here is talking about how this guy is upset because children’s uniforms are β€œsexless”

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

His family had a monopoly on all the sexy 8th graders in Southern China before the Communists took that away from them.

Unironically, trade in children was very common in pre-communist China.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Murray Rothbard's paradise.

[–] Ciel@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 5 months ago

those sorts of people being sex pests is just like nothing new or interesting i guess

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago

Why woman have pants now????rage-cry

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

imagine giving a shit about this lmao what a loser

Death to America

[–] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

mfw when im a china watcher and i cant china watch 8 year old girls' legs: powercry-2

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They could just point out they made the kids whiter? Would be a far more normal dunk than whatever the hell this is.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think it's either a result of the printing or the photography. All the colors look washed out on the new version. Compare the blue around the title and the new one is lighter. Same with the track and the boy's clothes.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

That's true. You still definitely look more credible saying that it shows China's Han supremacist attitude or whatever instead of complaining about the sexless depiction of middle schoolers.

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago (8 children)

Am I the only runner here who was creeped out by how short the running shorts were in school? Like 13 year old me running track in school felt very violated.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

I wouldn't call myself a runner, but yes (I agree, not you're the only one), holy shit

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[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

oh boy here i go putting on the communism pants

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[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Also using the 'USA has rule of law, CCP has rule by law' trope for translation of 法治

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Rule of law is when I make something up about the constitution to send you to prison. ancap-good

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

Rule of law is when a panel of unelected Olds with several sex pests on it determines that it is legal for corporations to steal your brain to mine crypto and render your body into fuel for the nightmare reactor.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

who the fuck wears a skirt while doing track?!

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago

i thought they were called bloomers? like bicycle short length sweatpants

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

No one tell him about boys in the victorian age.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago

Not enough skirts now? Just put 'em on the dudes, ez

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

They also gave the boy long sleeves. Long sleeves = too hot = communism demands you stay inside when it's warm = totalitarianism.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And if it was the other way around it would "show" that the Chinese government is a regressive fascist government who pushes traditional gender roles on young children to train boys to be soldiers and girls to be brood mares or something, yadda yadda, roll Parenti quote.

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

socialist wokers

[–] Ideology@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This guy has never seen a mainland Chinese school uniform.

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[–] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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