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Why the fuck would everyday Russians use dollars in the first place two years after the currency was rendered useless in Russia?

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 88 points 5 months ago (2 children)

orcs

leo-point he did it, he said the thing!

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 66 points 5 months ago

Remeber they don't hate russians just the government which is why they've had a literally dehumanizing term for all russians since 6 hours after the war started.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

Liberals really were salivating for the chance to use socially acceptable slurs, huh.

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 85 points 5 months ago (5 children)

orcs

🇩🇪

i know what kinda man you are.

[–] Spongebobsquarejuche@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was a reddit thing. Kinda gross to see it in the wild

[–] xkyfal18@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 5 months ago

The so-called white moderates have proven yet again they're not so moderate

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Reddit is just white dude-bro liberalism distilled it's not nearly as unique as it likes to tell itself.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 32 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Dear President Putin

Don't make the same mistake Comrade Stalin did.

Your's in Christ...

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[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Beat me to it.

The Nazis losing in 1945 doesn't mean their ideology went away, it just means they lost.

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[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 84 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

I love how Germans immediately jump to show their ass like their distance from genocide, both morally and temporally, ISN'T three generations max; like they're not an eagerly-waterbearing vassal to the Amerikan Reich.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 63 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

All their humblebragging fake contrition about the crimes of that guilty land goes right out the window as soon as the chance to do it all again comes up, then it's all orcs this and terrorists that. They're like an alcoholic falling off the wagon. It wouldn't be quite so ennervating if they weren't so fucking condescending the rest of the time when they're not in genocide mode.

It's like talking to a redditor who's also a werewolf- I'm not sure which form I hate more but I definitely know they have zero right to be this smug with guts in their teeth.

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 5 months ago

It’s like talking to a redditor who’s also a werewolf- I’m not sure which form I hate more but I definitely know they have zero right to be this smug with guts in their teeth.

Holy fuck I love this metaphor, comrade. 10/10 things I need to figure out how to bootstrap into my diction

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Germany becoming a vassal state of the US is not really something I saw happening. I know our values align often, but their national personality seems less in line with ours

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I blame the rapport that used to exist between that absolute war criminal minstrel Obama and Merkel honestly, that's when I saw the threads start binding. For all the absolute EARNED mess I talk on Barack, I won't deny-- he's one hell of an orator, and he proved people WILL cozy up to a talented orator if his talking benefits you when you're at his table.

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 30 points 5 months ago

Oh, definitely. I don't pay a lot of attention to what Germany is up to, but I remember thinking it was weird that they were getting so chummy. Part of me feels like Germany hasn't been shunned enough yet. There are still people alive that remember WWII. On the other hand, I wish we could move on from the neoliberal era and all get along and sing the internationale together.

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

germany was less a function of convergent interests (compare the US supporting Anglo-French empire post ww2) and more the direct military occupation, that is still there

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

While electing fascists to majorities in government and universally agreeing it's not racist to say they've gotta get rid of all the Muslims.

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[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 64 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Ah, the Moscow Times. The paper of record for Russi— wait, what? It's a Dutch newspaper? In English? And they don't distribute it in Moscow?

[–] Procapra@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

I actually didn't know this so thanks for the info!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 57 points 5 months ago

least racist german

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i don't think germans should be permitted to speak

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't think Germans should be

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i had a longer sentence after permitted and i just knew a smartalec was going to pare it down angery

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

I had a longer sentence and a smartalec was to pare it down

Story of Hexbear

[–] D61@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not like us here in the USA where we can roll up into your local regional bank chain in the midwest and pull out cash as Euros or Rubles...

[–] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

Well yeah but that's because of WOKE

[–] buh@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

I went to the bank and tried to withdraw my money in Iraqi dinar and they said they don’t have any… welcome to Brandon’s America 😤

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

German nazi thinking dollar is the only real money is so incredibly fitting to both history and the current times.

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 42 points 5 months ago

Lol if I went into my local bank and asked for a bunch of Russian rubbles they'd laugh at me and call me a dumbass.

[–] sir_this_is_a_wendys@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

German + Ukrainian flag in bio gives strong Nazi vibes

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That may well be true, but also true of all currencies that are about as useful to Russians as a Macedenonian Denar. The dollar is becoming increasingly useless worldwide.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i can feel the hitler particles radiating through the screen

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[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

oh man this whole time i thought hexbears saying libs call russians orc was just a bit

Death to America

[–] Sodium_nitride@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no no. Especially during the early stages of the war, calling Russians "orcs" was practically the standard lingo. The whole reason why I grew disillusioned with the anglos over the war was that I was horrified by how extremely genocidal Europeans had become practically overnight. When people on "my side" were chanting for the wholesale extermination of Russians, I had a "are we the baddies" moment basically.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

For me it was this and honestly it was coupled with wondering why every single combat footage video was from the Ukranian pov and why after a few months of what was being painted as a completely one sided battle the Ukrainians weren't making any advances.

Seems weird that the only country with functional weapons being outfitted by every single nato country was having such a hard time against people that allegedly didn't know what a toilet was.

Then it was getting banned because I said it wasn't good to give unrestricted weapons to dudes with black sun patches on their uniform yelling "die f*****s" in every video.

Having libs explain to me that I didn't understand the context of why the f slur wasn't a big deal in Ukraine was a real mask off moment.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Welcome to the right side of history comrade. I've been disillusioned for long enough that I watched 9/11 happen live on TV and my first thought was "well shit we probably had that coming"

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[–] dudes_eating_beans@hexbear.net 35 points 5 months ago (9 children)

don't understand why libs call Russians "orcs". Like, I know it's supposed to be racist and dehumanizing, but like, aren't most Russian people white? Is it cause they aren't western European white? But then like, how come Ukrainians are considered white and not called orcs even though there is no physical differences between the two countries other than an arbitrary geopolitical border?

Am I thinking too much about this

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Whiteness is a vibes-based club and Russians have been kicked out

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

sorry sweaty, Russians are genetically predisposed to scary communism

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As I understand it, it comes from a Russian author who wrote a semi-satirical version of Lord of the Rings as a commentary on how America perpetually sees itself as leading the “fellowship” and all others outside its sphere of sycophants are “orcs.” Libs being libs, they did not pick up on the subtext and just ran with “the Russians consider themselves the orcs!”

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[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

All these college educated liberals carrying water for empire are starting to make me think that we should in fact, tear down colleges. Imagine KNOWING BETTER and still hitting "post"

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[–] lil_tank@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 5 months ago

I can't imagine the pain of never seeing a dollar again oh wait I can actually since my country don't use them

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