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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

pole numbers

fry Embarrassing typo or really embarrassing attempt at wit

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Intentional typo that causes the content to be spread further when libs reshare mocking the typo

[-] buh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

he dances at the pink pony club now

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Ask him what his pole numbers are?

Another poll number I would like to see is what percent of people are sad that the shooter missed.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Ok he's cooked. I really thought he had it in the bag but these posts are pathetic. He's lost his touch.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

Lost the Mandate of Posting

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

He hasn’t been able to post like in the before times.

His posting muscles have atrophied due to lack of use.

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Low energy. Sad.

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Terrible pole numbers, worst polish ever. Many are saying it.

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

<Poling intensifies>

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago
[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Our big red mad and nude boy, Dornald Trump

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

A fine and brilliant 78 years young man trump-dapper

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

honestly that's the reason i posted this, really tryna wrap my head around why he said that, i assume he's too narcissistic to have meant it tongue in cheek? early dementia? half asleep and letting his ego list self-perceiving adjectives?

may as well have pulled a biden and called himself a black woman

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I think he meant it as a dig against Biden, but that doesn't really help him against Harris at all now, so idk

This feels more in line with when he bragged about his cognitive test result with the "man, woman, camera, TV" answer thing where it's basically screening you for onset dementia or a serious recent head injury and he was basically bragging about it like "the doctor said I'm medically the smartest and most handsome guy that's ever lived"

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Honestly this isn't that out there for Trump. Remember when he said his doctor claimed he was the healthiest man ever?

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

This post sucks. My dad posts like this.

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I'm kind of grateful mine is like, "should have a Jitterbug instead of a real phone" level tech illiterate and doesn't post, that would suck

[-] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 21 points 1 month ago

I wish this geezer would step aside as well.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

He only needed to step aside by like two inches too

[-] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago
[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I was watching some 2016 GOP debate highlights yesterday and boy has he lost a step.

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago
[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

how many pole numbers does she have? people are saying they're bigly. not a lot of people, but some people are saying it.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

kryin kamala kareless. a-little-trolling

[-] Sleazy_Albanese@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Ah. I'd forgotten how much i miss the front page of reddit during an election year.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 1 points 1 month ago

I don't need my childless cat lady president to have good pole numbers.

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