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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamD7RueuvA

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On the Border, the choice is simple.
Kamala Harris supports increasing the number of border patrol agents.
Donald Trump blocked a bill to increase the number of border patrol agents.
Kamala Harris supports investing in new technology to block fentanyl from entering the country.
Donald Trump blocked funding for technology to block fentanyl from entering the country.
Kamala Harris supports spending more money to stop human traffickers.
Donald Trump blocked money to stop human traffickers.
Kamala Harris prosecuted transnational gang members and got them sentenced to prison.
Trump is trying to avoid being sentenced to prison
There's two choices in this election:
The one who will fix our broken immigration system and the one who's trying to stop her.

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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 68 points 3 months ago (3 children)

lmao, the party to prevent fascism, everyone! amerikkka-clap

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

'member 4 years ago when they were talking about the 'kids in cages' and Trump's deranged spending on ICE and Border Patrol?

yea

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

"Who built the cages Joe?"

effectively destroyed that talking point. If we need to have Trump, I wish we had that Trump back

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

‘Oh yeah? Bro my cops will shoot black people on the spot no ifs or buts, but go ahead vote for Trump’

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Antifascism is apparently when overtaking fascists from the right

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[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

She shored up "the left" so quickly she's immediately started advertising how right wing she is.

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

maybe-later-honey Nonononono you don’t understand she’s not giving our colony weaponry right now so you don’t have any excuse to not vote for the Lesser Of Two Evils

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Kamala Harris supports increasing the number of border patrol agents? Ew, why is she so weird.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i'm so borderpilled and drone surveillance maxxxing right now kamala-coconut-tree

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

It's build the wall brat summer

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 45 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These democrats today, are just a little strange, you know? Like, they say they're part of the "left" but then do this appeal to the right. It's just a little weird, you know? Like what is it, are we a country of immigrants, or do we just want to rack up cops on the border to shoot them all dead?

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

are we a country of immigrants, or do we just want to rack up cops on the border to shoot them all dead?

Ask the indigenous people of America. I think we all know the answer.

skeleton-guns-akimbo

Truly this is Vice President Trump.

cheeto-man

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

This is just like in 2020 when Biden and trump were both competing on how tough they were going to be on China.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

She had to take up the mantle from Biden of 99% Hitler to Trump's 100%.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 34 points 3 months ago
[–] Justice@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Most braindead, easiest two term president ever (and maybe even repeal the amendment capping terms... who knows):

Openly tell Joe to force Bibi to sign a ceasefire agreement. In the meantime, start openly speaking with the UN to figure out how to enforce some sort of international peacekeeping thing in Palestine broadly speaking (including Israel if unclear)

Promise to name and shame senators and representatives and personally pressure them using all means possible to get a medicare for all bill done. Throw Manchin under the bus as an appetizer and throw Biden under the bus for being a pussy.

Promise to name and shame and use all pressures possible including arrests to force through a nationalization of fossil fuels and immediate drawn down of their production with a simultaneous build up of solar and other non-fossil fuels.

Promise to day one immediately begin negotiations with all the nations that have US bases in them currently to begin the process of pulling troops from the countries and handing the bases back. Set a hard goal of 50% of all overseas bases fully evacuated of US troops within the first term

All of this stuff directly benefits normal, working Americans and only harms the capitalist and political class. But if you betray the capitalists well you basically set yourself up to be a god in your own time or get your head blown off. And honestly, just in my opinion, if you aren't aiming for one of those goals as the leader of a bourgeois democracy... I don't want you leading it. The right wingers love Trump in part because he LIES about half of this shit. Imagine if someone from the left (obv not gonna be Kamala, although she had and is squandering a chance at being revered forever in the US) got in and actually did that shit that basically all Americans are on board with or would be on board with once it was done.

Well maybe if I keep dreaming about it I'll get to live it... in the moments immediately preceding my death, right before my asshole finally gives out and poo fills my shorts, I can live in a sane country.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

yeah any of this stuff is a one way ticket to a head explodey from some "deranged lone wolf"

lol i finished typing that and somehow didn't see you posted the same thing

[–] edge@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Promise to day one immediately begin negotiations with all the nations that have US bases in them currently to begin the process of pulling troops from the countries and handing the bases back. Set a hard goal of 50% of all overseas bases fully evacuated of US troops within the first term

You'd have a week at most after promising this one. Probably just a day or two.

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[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you don’t understand so many Dems out there. There’s some wild Democrats who think the party is already far too left for them, that think that Palestinians are the ones who want genocide against Israelis, that the poors are getting too uppity. Way too many ‘moderate Dems’ out there to break the party should they push to left.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

the party is well to the right of the electorate, what are you on

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[–] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago

harm reduction candidate

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago

trump had better win and destroy america faster

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

"harm reduction"

Oh look it's the competent fascist who would follow trump. : |

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago

Man it was such a good idea to concede to republican rhetoric for the thousandth time because you were scared you’d look weak (they’re always gonna call you weak no matter what you do i-love-not-thinking) amerikkka-clap

[–] halfpipe@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

they keep doing this psycho shit , bragging about brutalizing immigrants to try to get Pennsylvania, and all it's doing is pissing off their base in Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico and Colorado.

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

Who would have thought the cop would do cop things?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

KKKopmala HarriSS back at it.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Not as important as everything else, but . . . who narrates this, and can we punch him in the face?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Here, I found him nerd

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

:Copmala-HarriSS:

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

Dems: "We are further right on all these policies than the guy we've been calling hitler for years"

Liberals: "YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE HARM REDUCTION CANDIDATE"

RACE TO THE BOTTOM

Yet still I overheard someone saying she supported open borders today. Brother trust me, I support open borders and she very much does not lol.

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Trump, the harm reduction candidate.

~~this is purely a joke~~

[–] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

oooooh dear...

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR 99% HITLER TO STOP THE IMMIGRANTS

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

new technology to block fentanyl from entering the country

puzzled are they gonna invent a fentanyl detector that you walk through in addition to the metal detector or what?

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

yes, it's a room full of cops, and if they start shaking and crying and shidding and farding, that means you set it off and the hysterical cops have to search you

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[–] Procapra@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

This could just be any republican campaign ad minus the trump stuff.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

KKKamala HarriSS

[–] Red_sun_in_the_sky@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

You.. yo.u....all don't get it, if trump is in office there will be no rights or democracy. Imagine what trump wud do huh. Are you really throwing all the poc folk, lgbtq folk under the bus by supporting trump. big-cool

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago
[–] Meh@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

This shit makes me want to fucking die

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I fucking hate it, but if you're a dem shitheel that your entire base will still vote for you blue no matter who, this is probably a decent triangulation effort to peel off "moderate Republicans." If you stand for nothing and intend to improve nothing if elected and only care about improving your odds in swing states, why wouldn't you do some bullshit like this? A bunch of the American left that exists beyond being "gettable" for the Dems were never going to vote for them anyway regardless, and the ones who could will enivatably rationalize it as harm reduction somehow. The main Dem base never really gave a shit to begin with and were perfectly happy boosting a senile fossil supporting a genocide, and now they're ecstatic about getting to vote for a candidate that's not clinically demented that's a mixed race woman of color with functionally identical politics to the guy that eulogized Strom Thurmond. In conclusion, amerikkka

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