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Can we please just let the conservatives near the lathe when they're saying cool shit like this?
"America is literally being invaded, one of the presidential candidates is a communist, climate change isn't happening"
Boom, got you, suckers.
Beyond military scope? Like do the have plasma weapons or some shit?
“Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.”
Cuba is supplying them with Havana syndrome shock blasters
not the hangover ray!! 
"My uncle at MIT was a very smart guy - very smart guy. One day I said to him 'What are you working on?' He said 'Top secret - very secret - above top secret nuclear secret - I can't say.' But I wanna know so I say 'Uncle, but I wanna know.' He says 'Okay. The Plasma.' My uncle was 257 IQ. So not just a regular genius - special genius. I'm smart too so I know The Plasma. But I don't know how so I say 'How?' And he says 'Some time in the future there will be The Plasma Weapons. These weapons will be very, very powerful. Blow up a tank or a house a mile away. Just like that.' And he snapped his fingers. The Plasma - I know The Plasma."
pls let it be BFG 
The Venezuelan ion cannons are currently destroying the space force cruisers
He’s seen some of the Space Marine 2 footage and is worried that immigrants are deep striking over the border in drop pods with bolters.
Yeah, they brought needlers and know where the Fuel Rod Gun spawns. One's already Running Riot with the plasma sword.
Maybe its hypersonics
Hell yes. Uncritical support for our auto-cannon toting immigrant comrades.
This man is your friend
He fights for freedom
lmao the dude is afraid of guns now
When wasn't he afraid of guns? Has he ever been shown even touching a gun?
Given how much of a rifle fucker he talks in the media this is the only picture of him with one.
He probably washed his hands swollen pink after touching that.
There's a long standing rumor that he had one of the very, very, very few concealed carry permits in nyc.
One of the most concealed, believe me. More and more people are saying it. 
There is no way this dude knows how to operate a firearm safely
Maybe he'll pull a Plaxico Burress
He's the type of guy who, if he was 15% more interested in the gun type of performative masculinity, would absolutely have blown one of his nuts off by age 34
“Folks, these immigrants, they’re coming in with these guns, huge guns, so long, so long. American guns, they’re tiny, itty bitty, next to these monster guns the immigrants have, that Kamala is letting into our country. Americans, they pull out their guns next to these immigrant guns, they feel insignificant, useless!”
The immigrants, they've got beyond mil-spec tech. Real wiz chrome. We're talking beyond delta grade folks. Never seen anything like it.
The immigrants, they got no essence. Negative essence, folks. They should be dead, but they're kept in a state of dreamlike induced hallucinations. It's Aztechnology, probably. They're sending their best this time. 
@LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net might get a call for a run soon. Minimal complications. 
That’s what the face always says. Any runner worth their credits has had plenty of “minimally complicated” jobs. Haha!
I can't help but wonder what the response would be from the typical team if the Johnson said "yeah this is going to suck. Get ready for pain." 
Picturing an immigrant hauling 30 pounds of machine gun and ammo a thousand miles
hostile migrants have machine guns beyond 'military scope,' 'massive machine gun-type equipment.'
Sometimes I feel silly writing "Amerikkka" but Amerikkkans are literally paranoid nazis, inventing new ways to be racist every day.
Hostile Migrants have Gundams now folks, many people are saying it, many people
o shit oh fuck the immigrants are coming from outer space now with their superior vacuum alloys
Every time he's on stage he must be worried about getting got.
@Tervell@hexbear.net I need your expertise regarding massive machine gun-type equipment, especially when used noscope 360.
I've seen videos, folks, incredible videos of VUVUZELIAN immigrants doing no scope 360 shots on police with machine guns so powerful, so powerful, mom get the camera
The immigrants have Gauss weapons! I repeat, the immigrants have Gauss Weapons!
machine guns beyond 'military scope,' 'massive machine gun-type equipment.'
Imperial Guard when they face Chaos Space Marines for the first time
no more half measures walter
The immigrants have invaded roswell and are descending upon BFE, Flyover-State with alien super lasers!
I want a lowrider technical with hydraulics to help with the recoil.
In a reasonable society, this type of rhetoric would be punishable by 20 years in the gulag.
God I wish
Migrants crossing the border with Puckle Guns and Cannister Shot while ICE is still armed with smoothbore muskets. SAD!
Oh sweet Maduro got the hookup for the Doom 2016 Mobile Turret and UT GOTY Minigun
I wish this were true
