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[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 126 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The best part of sticking her with the nickname Eve Fartlow is that she can't complain about it without sounding ridiculous

[–] booty@hexbear.net 100 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's so fucking juvenile and stupid that even being mad about it sounds absurd. Honestly the perfect nickname for bullying.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago

It's like having a Twitter feud with a 4 year old and losing

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 118 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No one cared who I was until I reverberated the ass.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If I pull that finger, will you die?

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

it would be extremely stinky... for you

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

:michael-laugh:

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

You're laughing. People are making fart jokes at the Zionist and you're laughing.

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 105 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they fart low, we fart high

[–] BigHaas@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

I like to squat when I fart so I fart low unfortunately

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Romeo@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Another Slammer classic.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 98 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She's still bent out of shape over Fartlow.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 110 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Might be the most successful insult since that guy calling Brett Stephens a bedbug.

[–] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago

The beadbug tweet got the literal president of the US involved, lmao. The Chapo segment on that situation was also great.

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rofl thank you for reminding me of this. A fucking bedbug

I bet he's been frothingfash this whole month.

Rofl this parody account still exists https://x.com/BretStephen_NYT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3XokuiujY8 chapo bit on it with matt felix virgil

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 87 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I never backed down.

But...

Who can reply?

Accounts @Eve_Barlow follows or mentioned can reply

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not backing down, not owned, not shrinking into a corncob

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Cob Fartlow?

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 85 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 85 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I forgot that her actual last name isn't Fartlow michael-laugh

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

lmao yeah I was like who is this person name rings a bell but looks off.

[–] Huldra@hexbear.net 70 points 1 year ago

I was advocating to graduate her to a more wounding insult, like Eva Braunlow, assuming this had stopped hurting her.

Dr Moreau crossed this woman with a goddamn glass frog.

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

absolutely what she was called in high school

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago

You chose to eat beans. But I was born farting, molded by it.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

IDK who this is but I'm curious on the factual nature of the allegedly fake incriminating tweets lmao

[–] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Latino butt heat

my stomach hurts and I think I need to lie down

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

She's the most hilarious, ridiculous Zionist. She's the origin of the free-palestine meme. Truly deranged and unserious.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

They fart low, we fart high!

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago
[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You all think she genuinely feels persecuted or she is aware of how ridiculous her victim complex is? I cannot tell at all

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People lacking perspective still feel the same level of suffering and discomfort that anyone else feels, their threshold for what is "suffering" is just far, far lower than what most people would consider acceptable.

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[–] neo@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Whenver I am reminded of Fartlow I remember Seth Rogen tweeting 💨 at her and then I imagine him doing his peculiar laugh to himself

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And zionists said he had "internalized antisemitism" or some shit

[–] Sushi_Desires@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

I remember one person said "you literally posted the gas chamber emoji"

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Thats a great tweet.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

Maybe if you weren't such a stink butt we wouldn't call you Eve Fartlow susie-laugh

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago

TAGLINE

TAGLINE ALERT

[–] mars@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So I can remember being peripherally aware of the fartlow saga, like I remember that she was a hardcore 'lock necklace' Zionist and might have said something transphobic, but anyone care to catch me up on/remind me how it all started? It's all lore I was to busy for at the time

[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (5 children)

lock necklace' Zionist

What is this? Is it some awful reference to Palestinian house keys?

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

yes, in 1948 when they were driven out many Palestinians brought their house keys, expecting to return. those keys have been passed down as heirlooms and symbols, often worn as necklaces. so it's a really disgusting cynical way for Zionists to mock the Nakba

https://twitter.com/showusyourwork/status/1398274445723193347

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[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

This is like her version of the Heath Ledger Joker speech.

[–] impiri@lemm.ee 36 points 1 year ago

Not great lengths, exactly, but lengths nonetheless

Things is Ms. Fartlow, excuse me Barlow, much like Israel; people hate you for all sorts of reasons. Your religious beliefs have nothing to do with it

[–] ScrewdriverFactoryFactoryProvider@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nothing’s changed. Fartlow still looks like the keyboardist for a Christian rock band.

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