My nine year old watched the debate and turned to me and said, "How can an election held in such an atmosphere of class conflicts, class enmity, and pressure brought to bear on the electors by the capitalists be called altogether free and altogether democratic? This debate is a farce. Only in a nation where there are no capitalists and no landlords—and, consequently, no pressure exerted by propertied classes—may there be an atmosphere of collaboration between the workers, the peasants, and the intelligentsia, free of pressure distorting their will."

1. I too can make shit up, my kids are rabid Maoists that read theory for dinner

2. I hate that Biden is "the good one" based on the fact alone that he isn't Trump. How is Strom Thurmunds buddy a good person again?

I have a feeling white libs procreate just for the "my x years old said" tweets

That kid's name?

Those first two were rough, but that third really was worth the spoiler tag for the faint of heart.

I sat my kid down to watch the presidential debate. When he felt the alienation inherent to to political system, easily palpable even at his age, he despaired. So I informed him that the time we just spent together was meaningless and I made him watch this thing for no particular reason. This is a very emotional story.

My 4 year old heard 5 minutes of the debate and asked me why people placed so much stock in a president's ability to respond coherently to questions in a high pressure situation. I explained that it's an unfair expectation and that he'd better straighten up Jack.

Then he farted as he walked away to eat a bowl of dog food. Cause he's a great dane.

I had hidden those second two tweets away in a corner of my brain that you unearthed, and now I'm forced to feel that queezy feeling in my stomach at cringe on a level I find hard to describe.

So I mean, fuck you I guess.

you got sam alito strung upside down like il duce for a pfp but Your Guy to fix that shit is fucking Biden lmao

I thought the tweet was only a stupid joke but then I noticed the name - Elie Mystal. He's a lawyer and big-time MSNBC legal expert lib. So...

1. He lied to get likes.

or

2. He actually subjected his kid to the debate.

I wanna know why my X year old kids have never had the profundity that their kids do.

I think that’s probably Gommulism’s fault probably.

The 2nd may seem unbelievably cringe until you consider his mom died in 1999.

Joekanda forever 🙅

There's no way that first one isn't a bit. It's so silly.

Maybe cringe is an ableist or 'phobic thing for the average lib. Me? I cringe to these fuckin tweets

watch them have 0 turnout because everyone gave up but still blame it on the left.

thank god i stopped giving a fuck to electoralism

too bad the only possible choice was a person that can't speak

By the bottom of this collection I could feel my brain trying its level best to stroke out.

There is once again a in the White House.

Vally need drinky.