i was leaving house to go to street fest when phone buzz

"Trump is shoot"

"no"

In my kitchen getting my Sisyphussy ate

Read: doing the GOD DAMNED NEVER ENDING STREAM OF DISHES, and getting mobbed by needy and/or curious pets the whole time. NO, YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU CAN NOT STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE DISHWASHER. GET AWAY FROM THOSE KNIVES. STOP TRYING TO BEG FOR UPPIES BY CLAWING ME IN THE ASS. DON'T LIE DOWN IN THE WALKWAY LIKE A BEARSKIN RUG WHILE I AM TROMPING BACK AND FORTH WITH POTS AND PANS.

Nice try

The grassy knoll

There was a miscommunication at Langley

I was having a party at my house when my friend came back from taking a piss and announced Trump got shot

So much good posting missed because I was touching grass

Sitting on my couch watching Hunter x Hunter reaction mashups on YouTube

poopin while being motorboated

Book depository building in Texas. Got my directions mixed up.

On a rooftop facing the rally

I was in your walls

Shitposting after work.

sleeping on my couch. Honk SHUUU Honk SHUUU

ur mom

Walking my dog

i woke from a short nap and just saw the news mega had 200 new comments

Sleeping

I was watching Avatar (2009)

Baking.

I was waiting to pick up a McDonald's order with my friend before we went to their house to watch some AEW, lol.

Over there.

at a campsite in China

Where I always seem to be when something cool happens: at work

sleeping

fuckin ur mom

At a party in a cabin in the woods

In my kitchen cooking spaghetti

Me and my partner were getting Thai food after kayaking. Was actually quite a nice day.

at a campsite in france

Buying a pizza.

I was legit reading some manga and was about to go to sleep but opened Hexbear and found out that big wet boy got shot and went on for two hours arguing with Reddit liberals about it.

I was waiting on zepot to arrive, and a notification from the rational national popped up (idk how he is nowadays, haven't really kept up with his perspective on things)

Listening to Hasan, working up the willpower to go workout

Then he swapped over to it live

(I did do a workout though. Later, but still)

sneezing

I uh... I was at home playing video games... and I have three witnesses that can vouch!

Cooking a nice pilaf

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