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Our president walks very normally
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It's a signs of parkinons, very classic sign. So common it's called "parkinsons shuffle."
nah, officials said the Parkinson’s doctor that’s been to the White House 8 times in the past several months was definitely not there to see the president, so don’t believe your lying eyes
Uhh, they were for our beautiful veterans who are in and out of the white house for their regular parkinsons checkup. And it would be immoral to give you the names of these veterans who are very real.
I would say that’s crazy, but actually it is completely normal for an 81-year-old
a literal doddering old man. eat shit you senile fuck, you deserve the torture of being president
Death to America
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
really more of a Monster Mash or Thriller situation, i think.
Yeah that little side shuffle could definitely be a thriller step
Braaaaaaaiiiiinnns
Monty Burns ass mf
Achieving Burns' intermittent energy would be a massive upgrade for Brandon. I don't see him doing a song and dance number showing off his vest made from real gorilla chest
even fdr could do a better walk than that
This shit is why I don't think the Trump shooting was staged, completely unnecessary
May the ghosts of 100,000 Palestinian children haunt his every step
Over one hundred thousand Palestinian children at today's estimate. 200000-250000 murdered and over 1/2 under 18
it's a stutter
Nosferatu lives
He should have a walker.
i don't doubt that he is using one behind the scenes and his handlers just rip it out of his hands before shoving his befuddled ass out in front of the cameras
That's why he's been a half hour late to all of his recent public appearances, old man strength can be surprising sometimes. It probably takes like 3 or 4 lanyard dorks to pry his fingers off the handlebars each time
He's still got pretty good posture tho. And that seems like the sort of thing that would leak by now.
This is some real getting grandpa to the shower type vibes
This is some real getting grandpa to the funeral type vibes
If he starts hopping I'm gonna assume he's gone full Jiangshi.
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man [unintelligible] I was in the Senate for a long time and the IDEA, anyway . . .
mummy president lets go
FIRE BAD
MUST CRUSH THE LEFT
My president. He's going to beat DRUMPF easily this year 
This is getting sad. He's not even himself anymore. They're just torturing some dude
He's actually perfectly functional but the choom gang keeps sneaking Biden huge amounts of pot brownies when no one is looking. Poor guy is just trying to get a snack 
I was dicking around on YouTube earlier today and got "got" by a fake video clip of Biden giving a speech about ending his run for the re-election.
Then I pop in to hexbear and see this and I start thinking that he might not be able to give a speech about not running for re-election if he wanted to.
You put the phrase "I am dropping out of the race and resigning from my position as President" on the teleprompter and there's like an 80% chance he croaks it out before he realizes what he's saying.
He's totally got Parkinson's. I have a relative with it that walks like that, except he gets to have a walker.
Oh brother 🥱 I called this shit when it was in its infancy (as did millions of others with eyes)
He got the standing lessons down pat but his slurry brain forgot the walking lessons 
He walks like Mr Burns.
What's funny is that if Trump was this bad, Liberals would be talking about how you'd have to be insane not to see that the man is not fit for the post.
Again, think of how flagrantly the Dems are telling their base to eat shit lmao
"I applaud Biden's form, it's a sensible form, but I implore him to go further. He should drink from the puddle to show Donald Trump that he isn't gay."
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Genocide Joe walks like a Sims vampire.
The T-Rex Waddle
For some reason I feel the urge to watch Day of the Dead tonight
He's just walking in his lab, late one night. Whomst amongust hastent?
Is this a viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Nosferatu movie?
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